vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean

vexenort: cumsquats: cracks an egg on my head a lemon falls out What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean

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Your-Black-Friend: Killtheromance: What The !@#$%^&Amp;Amp;* Did I Just Watch I Don’t Know But It Really Speaks To Me

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Ingredior: Baelor: I Dont Know If I Want To Be Buried Or Cremated If I Die “If I Die”

Sassminsterabbey: Gigatrix: Sassminsterabbey: Weaponsandtranquility: Sassminsterabbey: Party Hosting 101: Replace Your Drinking Alcohol With Methyl Alcohol And Then Watch All Your Guests Go Blind, Have Seizures, Puke And Eventually Die. This Here

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Thevulcantimelord: Thevulcantimelord: When You Thought You Did Really Good On A Test But You Actually Failed It When You Thought You Made A Really Good Text Post But No One Reblogged It

Its-Raining-On-My-Feet: 20 Historical Photos (X)

Gymleaderfrank: Why Does The Radio Stop The Music To Tell You They Have Non Stop Music?

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Flawhs: I’m A Strong Believer That Not Everything You Do Needs An Explanation. If You Want A Tattoo, Get One. If You Rather Stay Home That Night, It’s Okay To Miss That Party. Don’t Forget That You’re Living For Yourself. You Don’t Owe Anyone

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