sassyspiritdetective: nosebro: so a couple of days ago i realized who’s going to be a the birthday boy so happy birthday ocelot you’re not a real person but you’re still cool and weird everything’s an armistice on birthdays because big boss

sassyspiritdetective: nosebro: so a couple of days ago i realized who’s going to be a the birthday boy so happy birthday ocelot you’re not a real person but you’re still cool and weird everything’s an armistice on birthdays because big boss

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