meladoodle: meladoodle: WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO

meladoodle: meladoodle: WATERY KETCHUP IS THE WORK OF STAN I MEANT TO SAY SATAN BUT STAN’S A BITCH TOO

Hotdogheroine50: The Moment You Knew This Was Going To Be The Best Fucking Game You Ever Played

If You Aren't Addicted To Animal Crossing: New Leaf, It's Because You Don't Own Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

Sht-Wentz: If I Ever Become Famous I’m Going To Create A Fake Account On Twitter And Tumblr And Be Part Of My Own Fandom And I Will Be Like Bffs With My Fans And We’ll Fangirl Over Myself But They Would Have No Idea It’s Me And Then One Day I

Gundma: If You Attack Trans* People For Having Fun And Being Open About Their Gender And Not Wallowing In Self Hatred And Shame And Tell Them Theyre Hurting Actual Trans People Who Have Real Problems Number 1 You Are Garbage And Number 2 You Are Garbage

Jadeita: Filthylittleoptimist: Jadeita: I Always Prefer To Be Cold Than Warm Bc If Ur Cold You Can Get Blankets And Tea And Soup And Hug Somebody When Ur Warm Ur Just Like ‘Ew Get Away From Me, Let Me Perish In My Own Liquids’ Finally, Someone

Cheftier: Metallikato: Nuggles: When You Find A Shirt You Really Like And Wear It A Couple Times And It Starts Doing The Thing These Are Called Pills. You Can Remove Them With A Shaving Razor. Be Gentle With Delicate Fabrics! Thank You So Much

Fcebk: If U Were One Of Those Assholes Who Pretended To Like The Ugly/Uncool Kid Who Liked U And Pretended To Ask Em Out As A Joke Just To Be Funny Amongst Your Asshole Friends I Hope U Spend Life Alone Cause That Isnt Fucking Funny

Overlordjake: Remohazard: I Won’t Take A Bullet For Anyone Because If I Have Time To Jump In Front Of A Bullet, You Have Time To Move. Y’know, You Probably Just Made Tons Of Songs Seem Completely Pointless.

I Read The Newest Magi Chapter Hours Ago And I Am Still Laughing About Aladdin Calling Kouen An Old Man ;U;

Girl-With-Minnie-Ears: Theclichefortunecookie: Johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel: Thecheerfulemo: Cutest Fucking Alien In Existence You Sure About That Yeah I’m Pretty Sure Damn The Disney Fandom Just Reclaimed It’s Post

Karkaties: If I Lay Here If I Just Lay Here Yep Im Just Laying Here Not Gonna Stop Laying Here

Prospitsprofitableprophet: Theemptyholmes: My Sister Has Just Come Home From Work And She’s Wearing A Nice Outfit And Eating An Avocado And Texting Her Boyfriend On Her Iphone While I Lay Face Down On My Sofa In My Pyjamas And A Hoodie Eating Cold

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