gelatins: so a cockroach walks into a bar and they have to shut it down for health reasons

gelatins: so a cockroach walks into a bar and they have to shut it down for health reasons

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Tartarustower: “How The Fuck Did My Glasses Get Dirty When They’ve Been On My Face The Entire Fucking Time” A Biography

Surebrahh: I Blame Josh For Me Being So Sarcastic

Pizza: Lokiismycuddlyfriend: Pizza: How Many Joke Until I Make The Friend Idk May Be 7 Joke I Will Do 8 Joke To Be Safe

Livelongandbiteme: My Dad Just Came In The Front Door With Pizza Except The Sun Was Setting Behind Him So He Looked Like Some Sort Of Heavenly Pizza Delivery Man

The-Blog-Of-Anne-Frank: Angrybagel: “No Homo” I Scream At My Dog Homo As He Shits On The Carpet If Someone Named Me Homo I’d Shit On Their Carpet Too

Sher: If I Ever Call You ‘A Little Shit’ It Means I Love You.

Mollylover: Finally A Store That Caters To My Needs

I Have Never Seen A Gif That Represents My Life Better Than This One

Themindprobe: Krisadilli: When I Get Comfortable With People I Start Using Them As Pillows And Foot Rests When I Get Used As A Pillow Or Foot Rest I Feel Loved

I Shouldn&Amp;Rsquo;T Be Allowed To Cook. I Accidentally Burnt Two Of Our Burner Covers. I Put Some Baking Soda Paste On The To See If That Will Get The Burn Stain Out But I Doubt It. Mom&Amp;Rsquo;S Probably Not Gunna Be Very Happy ;U;

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