sluttyoliveoil: lliampayne: one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name” one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”

sluttyoliveoil: lliampayne: one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name” one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”

Clavid: Tunawrap: Clavid: Never Lose Your Heritage! My Dad’s Family Is From Germany. They Were Nazis Lose Your Heritage!

Thefrogman: [Video]

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Em1Ree: Im Laughign Because Apparently When I Was Born, My Mom Was Just Like “Oh My Water Broke Okay Hold Up Lemme Call The Doctor” And She Called The Doctor And The Doctor Was Like Omg Come In Now Your Having A Baby And Then My Mom And Dad Were

Cannibal-Swag: Jfarge: Ven0Moth: Why Do They Sell These To Commit A Murder Most Fowl Sit Down

Quin-The-Infinite-Fandoms: This Is How I Get My Girlfriends Attention…

Jeans-Left-Buttock: Shingeki-No-Pasta: Scarvenrot: A Misunderstanding. I Literally Just Laughed Then Cried Oh God It Hurts

Mostflogged: Snovi: I Can’t Believe We’ll Never Meet Againi Haven’t Told You Anything Yet I Went From 0 To Crying In Under 20 Seconds Good Job

Touch-My-Fart-Kingdom: Omfg All Week My Dad Has Been Yelling At Me About Eating His Fruit Snacks And I Promised Him I Wouldn’t Eat Any Of Them And I Was In The Bathroom Getting A ‘Lady Product’ And He Heard The Wrapper Opening And Screamed “I

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Beforus: Griimdarkp2Iioniic: Beforus: You: Me: So I’m A Beautiful Handcrafted Wooden Top And You’re A Mass Manufactured Metal Top That Looks Cool But Breaks In A Week? Excuse Me Let Me Put This In Easier Terms For You You: A Dead Whittled

Remarquis: Ok So When I First Saw This End Card I Thought “Oh Cool Haru And Mako Are Having Some Boy Time Playing Video Games And Shit” And I Thought They Were Like Racing Cars Or Something And Being Relatively Manly Cuz They Look So Serious But

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