jeans-left-buttock: shingeki-no-pasta: scarvenrot: A misunderstanding. I literally just laughed then cried oh god it hurts

jeans-left-buttock: shingeki-no-pasta: scarvenrot: A misunderstanding. I literally just laughed then cried oh god it hurts

Mostflogged: Snovi: I Can’t Believe We’ll Never Meet Againi Haven’t Told You Anything Yet I Went From 0 To Crying In Under 20 Seconds Good Job

Touch-My-Fart-Kingdom: Omfg All Week My Dad Has Been Yelling At Me About Eating His Fruit Snacks And I Promised Him I Wouldn’t Eat Any Of Them And I Was In The Bathroom Getting A ‘Lady Product’ And He Heard The Wrapper Opening And Screamed “I

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Beforus: Griimdarkp2Iioniic: Beforus: You: Me: So I’m A Beautiful Handcrafted Wooden Top And You’re A Mass Manufactured Metal Top That Looks Cool But Breaks In A Week? Excuse Me Let Me Put This In Easier Terms For You You: A Dead Whittled

Remarquis: Ok So When I First Saw This End Card I Thought “Oh Cool Haru And Mako Are Having Some Boy Time Playing Video Games And Shit” And I Thought They Were Like Racing Cars Or Something And Being Relatively Manly Cuz They Look So Serious But

Tyleroakley: What Some Of The Biggest Websites Looked Like At The Beginning Talk About Embarrassing Baby Pictures.

Kadeu: God Mom Youre So Embarrasing

Dicksp8Jr: This Is A Sad Story But I Can’t Stop Laughing That The Boyfriend’s First Instinct Was To Cover For Her By Claiming It Was The Blood Of Jesus

Slimedeath: What Am I Supposed To Talk About With People Who Dont Watch Anime

Irvinsbolo: Bigbardafree: How In The Ever Loving Fuck Were People Trying To Interpret This In Any Other Way Than “Wow We Sure Are Gay” How

Callmekitto: Internetfeet: People Mistake Ovulation And Menstruation To Be The Same Thing When In Fact They Aren’t Ovulation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Hello Friends I Am Here” And Menstuation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Goodbye Friends I

Antisociallysplendid: Teamfreesexuality: Taintedtrenchcoat: Thedemonica: Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: Jephry: If Someone Was Covered In Paper Cuts And You Threw Them Into A Pool Of Lemon Juice How Long Do You Think It Would Take Them To Die

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