beforus: griimdarkp2iioniic: beforus: You: Me: So I’m a beautiful handcrafted wooden top and you’re a mass manufactured metal top that looks cool but breaks in a week? excuse me let me put this in easier terms for you you: a dead whittled

beforus: griimdarkp2iioniic: beforus: You: Me: So I’m a beautiful handcrafted wooden top and you’re a mass manufactured metal top that looks cool but breaks in a week? excuse me let me put this in easier terms for you you: a dead whittled

Remarquis: Ok So When I First Saw This End Card I Thought “Oh Cool Haru And Mako Are Having Some Boy Time Playing Video Games And Shit” And I Thought They Were Like Racing Cars Or Something And Being Relatively Manly Cuz They Look So Serious But

Tyleroakley: What Some Of The Biggest Websites Looked Like At The Beginning Talk About Embarrassing Baby Pictures.

Kadeu: God Mom Youre So Embarrasing

Dicksp8Jr: This Is A Sad Story But I Can’t Stop Laughing That The Boyfriend’s First Instinct Was To Cover For Her By Claiming It Was The Blood Of Jesus

Slimedeath: What Am I Supposed To Talk About With People Who Dont Watch Anime

Irvinsbolo: Bigbardafree: How In The Ever Loving Fuck Were People Trying To Interpret This In Any Other Way Than “Wow We Sure Are Gay” How

Callmekitto: Internetfeet: People Mistake Ovulation And Menstruation To Be The Same Thing When In Fact They Aren’t Ovulation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Hello Friends I Am Here” And Menstuation Is When The Eggs Are Saying “Goodbye Friends I

Antisociallysplendid: Teamfreesexuality: Taintedtrenchcoat: Thedemonica: Elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: Jephry: If Someone Was Covered In Paper Cuts And You Threw Them Into A Pool Of Lemon Juice How Long Do You Think It Would Take Them To Die

Makochantachibanana: School Picture Me Facebook Profile Me Tumblr Icon Me Me

Askelviranow: Ceruleanreverie: Ceruleanreverie: My Dog Was Drowning Under Ice And So I Brke The Ice But As I Broke The Ice I Accidentally Also Hit My Dog And Killed It Im Sofr Eacking Sorry Oh My God Before I Get Called Out For Animal Cruelty On This

Not-More-Moths: Can We Just Talk About This.i Mean, Look At That Guy In The Back With The Soap.

Lustmeadow: Are You Shitting Me

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