al3cthegr8: impalaharmonies: because someone noticed the way the lamp murders the I. This is one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen.

al3cthegr8: impalaharmonies: because someone noticed the way the lamp murders the I. This is one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen.

Zealotarchaeologist: I Stepped On The Scale Today And It Said “Bat” It Took Me A Few Seconds To Realize It Meant The Battery Was Out, But Before I Realized That I Just Said “I Am Not A Bat” Out Loud

Iswearimnotnaked: Today I Made A Twitter Account For A Bagel But I Got Too Excited And Started Favoriting All The Tweets Containing The World “Bagel” So Twitter Suspended Me And I Didn’t Know What To Do So I Sent Them This Email And They Fucking

Gentlemanbones: Phrux: Starcevic: Perf I Really Love The Bruises From The Straps This Is What It Means To Be An Adult

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Mr-Radical: Oooo Ha Ha Drag Me Around So I Can Haunt Your Blog Happy Halloween

Maskedlink: He Is Asked To Come Close And Snuggle And He Is So Happy To

Holynipples: My Iphone Is Almost As Enthusiastic About Doritos As I Am

Enterpraise: Oh Hi Best Friend’s New Friend Whispers I Will End U

Andrewhussiesbosom: Andrewhussiesbosom: Imagine Shooting Santa Clause Out Of The Sky Im Alughing Becuase All I Can Hear Him Shouting Is “Ho Ho Holy Shit”

Jaclcfrost: Let Me Check Your Temperature [Puts Hand On Your Forehead] Hm. Hmm. Ah. Yes. Just As I Expected. You’re Totally Cute

Regularso: Crewdlydrawn: Genginger: Josswhedonyouremyhero: Fleurdelisee: My Intro To Information Sciences Prof Showed Us This Video Friday Morning And I’m Still Laughing Three Days Later I Want To Go Study In A Library Now This Is… This Is

Antinwo: Natural-Remediesinfo: 4000 Years Of Medicine Eat The Root.

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