I want to eat like 5 crabs right now but I am broker than fuck and seafood is expensive.

I want to eat like 5 crabs right now but I am broker than fuck and seafood is expensive.

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Conquerorwurm: I Wonder If Many Other People Listen To Music And Imagine Intense, Dramatic, Emotional Movielike Scenes With Their Favorite Characters, Or If I Just Have Too Much Time On My Hands

Tangledbeast: Guys, I’m Losing My Shit. So, Observe The Humble Tomato. The Scientific Name For Tomatoes Is Lycopersicon Esculentum, Which Apparently Translates To &Amp;Ldquo;Edible Wolf Peach” Why? Apparently There Was An Old Superstition That Members

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Burgrs: In 9Th Grade I Was Getting Picked On In Class And This Girl Was Like “Fuck You Guys Leave Him Alone” And Called Me Over To Her Seat And I Was Like “Thx Lol” And She Was Like “I Have Something Special To Show You Don’t Tell The Teacher”

So I Made A Really Yummy Peanut Butter Sauce But I Accidentally Overcooked My Noodles ;N;

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