redloftwingfeathers: merry-smngfiehp: snowyenjolras: *rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter* *runs over fingers* *hair gets caught*

redloftwingfeathers: merry-smngfiehp: snowyenjolras: rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter runs over fingers hair gets caught

Drewchainzzzz: If I Ever Turned Invisible The First Thing I’d Do Is Go To France And Beat Up A Mime. Everyone Would Think He Is The Greatest Performer To Ever Live.

Otterboxes: Today During Class This Guy Kept Reaching Into His Bag And My Teacher Was Like Put Your Phone Up And He Didn’t And She Was Like Kenny Give Me Your Phone Or You’re Going To The Office And He Was Like Its Not A Phone And Then Pulled Out

H1Tm0Nl33: Scrambledmeta: Three-Point Landing Damnit Usagi, Get It Together!!!!!

Millennium-Tin-Stick: Probend: Dear Santa I Want A 6’3 Boyfriend With Brown Hair And Blue Eyes

P0Kemina: Builttobulk: Secretlyybroken: Weight Should Be Like Virginity. Once You Lose It You Can’t Get It Back. Ohhhh. I Thought You Were Gonna Say “Weight Should Be Like Virginity: A Societal Ideal By Which We Shouldn’t Measure Our Personal

Jeanroqueraltique: Making A New Friend They Turn Out To Be A Complete Asshole

Lunaobliviate7: Buttmanreturns: Tacticalfury: #You Know You’re Screwed When A Missile Is Aimed Toward You And It Literally Has Your Name On It Irony Man Irony Man

Theheartbeatsofart: Amazing Portrait And Figure Sculpture By Philippe Faraut

Tonyabbot: Tonyabbot: Tonyabbot: Whats The Largest? Earth, Mars, Milky Way, Or Galaxy? The Earth Is The Largest Because The Others Are Just Chocolate Bars

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Weteevee: In 5Th Grade I Told My Teacher To Fuck Off Bc She Corrected Me When I Said “Can I Go To The Bathroom” And My Dad Laughed When The School Called To Tell Him

Namelessahoge: &Amp;Ldquo;[Elite 4 Name] Used A Full Restore&Amp;Rdquo;

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