sirlightbulb: finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

sirlightbulb: finding out the heights of your internet friends is always the weirdest thing

Ceruleanpineapple: Nyoom

Samanndriel: I Feel Like Micheal Cera Never Intended To Act But Ended Up In The Wrong Place At The Wrong Time And Was Too Awkward To Tell Them He Wasn’t An Actor So Just Filmed Stuff Anyway And Now He’s Let It Go Too Far And Can’t Back Out

Henrycavills: In Movies When Kids Sneak Out Through Their Windows And Im Just Like Why Dont You Have Screens In Your Windows Who Doesnt Have Screens In Their Windows What Do You Just Let Bees And Bugs And Birds And Shit Fly Into Your Room What The Fuck

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Shampood: Swaggiesauceandyolos: Shampood: My Mom Just Looked Me Straight In The Eye An Said ” Anna, Never Be A Lesbian” Wow What A Homophobic Bitch My Mom Is Married To A Woman

Reichenbachtrip: Flymyass: Who Is This Man? Mackling At My More, While I Nodded, Nearly Napping, Suddenly There Came A Rapping,As Of Some One Gently Mackling, Mackling At My Chamber More

Lexicution3R: Lexicution3R: My Mom Is Screaming Downstairs Right Now About How There’s No Chocolate. “How Can We Not Have Chocolate In This House?” “How Is There No Chocolate???” “Do You Mean To Tell Me That We Have A Whale Hanging From

Gnarly: Circumcising: What Did People Even Wear In 2008 Apple Bottom Jeans And Boots With The Fur

Babyferaligator: Sighprincess: What Are Some Cool Sex Positions Standing At The Atm Handin Me All Ur Money

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Before 2013 Ends Inbox Me One Thing You’ve Always Wanted To Know Or Say To Me And I Have To Reply To All Of Them

Fronttbutts: Butt Dial And Booty Call Are Basically The Same Words But They Mean Very Different Things.

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