taco-bell-rey: The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

taco-bell-rey: The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

Gossipgandhi: I Came Into This World Covered In Someone Else’s Blood And Screaming And Lemme Tell You I’m Not Afraid To Leave It The Same Way

Tom-Sits-Like-A-Whore: Reasons To Date Me No Pressure To Wear Pants In My Presence Or Any Clothes At All Really But It’s Up To You U Can Be Big Spoon Or Little Spoon Totally Your Choice I’m Always Ready To Make Out Always Also U Don’t Even Have

Rebelflnn-Deactivated20170622: I Have Absolutely No Idea Why I Made This

Cameoamalthea: Librarienne: Direcartographies: Fun Fact: The Reason That The Plural Of Goose Is Geese But The Plural Of Moose Is Not Meese Is Because Goose Derives From An Ancient Germanic Word Undergoing Strong Declension, In The Pattern Of Foot/Feet

Apiratenhisprincess: 4Ngelo: Theodorepython: Miami-Tea: The Defibrillator Toaster My Mom Would Be So Annoyed… Every Morning I Would Run Into The Kitchen Screaming “We’re Losing Them!!! Beep Beep Beepbeepbeep!” “Don’t You Die On Me, Damnit!!!

Tarotempura

Thesassycat: Thesassycat: Thesassycat: Thesassycat: I Was So Sleep Deprived The Other Day That I Tried To Zoom In On A Paper Wtf I Just Made That Post Oh Wait That Is My Post I Havent Slept In 2 Days

Naruwen: So A Friend Of Ours Made Portals Out Of Mirrors And Tube Lights And Set Them Up So They Reflect Each Other Infinitely. But, The Coolest Thing About It Is He Actually Programmed The Portal Gun To Turn The Lights On.

Janedoodles: Friendlytroll: Excitabletortoise: Is That A Little Girl Bowing To A Robot Thats Adorable As Shit This Is So Cute Im Gonna Cry

A Progression Of Bad Language

Northgang: Lily Myers Shrinking Women (X)

The-Chinnydoctor: Nezcanz: It’s Nice That You’re A Feminist, Yes, It’s Lovely. I Happen To Be A Feminist Myself. But If You Tell Me That My Dream Of Being A Mother And A Housewife Is Bullshit, Or Against Feminism, Or Sexist Against Myself, Or

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