felicityyouareremarkable: Everything about this makes me laugh hysterically

felicityyouareremarkable: Everything about this makes me laugh hysterically

Itswalky: Shortpacked!: Genderless

Ostracizedpoodle: I Don’t Need Alcohol To Make Bad Decisions

The-Yixing: Who Needs A Boyfriend When You’ve Got 643 Photos Of Your Husband Saved To Your Computer

Accio-Shenanigans: Cronassamporna: Cronassamporna: My Father Just Asked Me If I Wanted To Put On Capes And Walk To The Store In The Snow To Get Klondike Bars While Pretending To Be Part Of The Fellowship Of The Ring We Got The Precious So That’s

Wantdeniallinme: This Sentence Is Gold From Start To Finish.

Lawofwomen: Emirati Teen Zahra Lari Made Figure Skating History. The 17-Year-Old Not Only Became The First Figure Skater From The Gulf To Compete In An International Competition But The First To Do So Wearing The Hijab, An Islamic Headscarf. Yes You

Andrewbelami: Perez Hilton Is Estimated To Lose 34,230 Twitter Followers Within The Next 30 Days Based On His Average Loss Rate Per Day And That’s Why I Believe In God

Natsui: How Come I Can Keep A Poker Face On When Reading Aggressive Frickling And Frackling But I End Up A Gooey Mess When There Are Cute Nose Boops And Shy Kisses And Shit

Marchcronus: Adventuresingay: Finally I Can Wrap My Phone Around My Cock, Set It To Vibrate And Call Myself. That Is Not The Intended Use, Sir.

Psilentasincjelli: If I Ever Tell You I’m Going To Sleep And Then You See Me Posting Or Liking Things Online For About An Hour Immediately After That, I Promise I Wasn’t Lying To You, I’m Just Bad At Going To Sleep And It Is Usually A Long Process

Septimalshenanigans: Phillipahh: Plzdiekthnxbye: Like For Real I Would Fight The World And This Would Be My Magical Weapon Holy Shit Oh Good U Made It Pointy

Trying To Look Good But Effortless

Shemales ShemalesParadise