theblogofeternalstench: I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

theblogofeternalstench: I didn’t want to go to an engagement party, so I was asked to babysit my sister’s ridiculous dog instead.

Thespottycow: Echo-Sea: Algietheminer: Sclez: Better Get Back To Salting Your Meats And Keeping A Pantry Because Fridges Are A Luxury Now. Presenting Fox News Geez. Thank You. We Have Walls And A Roof Too They Came With The House :P Sure They

Tojiko: My Favourite Thing About Skype Is Typing Out A Really Bad Joke + Sending It When Someone Else Is Typing And Watching Their Pencil Just Fucking Slam Down And Disappear

Consultingmoosecaptain: Inimicaldolly: Generalivan: Princeaspartame: Eerieeriquitecontreeri: Dinosaursmooching: Icanttellyouwhotobe: Hiphopfightssnacks: Wait What I Don’t Get It Lol It’s Funny Because Fat People Are Always Hungry Which Is

Artandcookies: Johndoomedbutlovingitegbert: Martinekenblog: Ice Cream Roses All Regular Ice Cream Is Now Dull To Me If You Ever Want To Bring Me Flowers, These Are The Kind I Like.

Adranus: One Time I Was Reading About Maid Cafes In Japan And Some Have Spots For Tsundere Maids Where Youre Paid To Insult The Customer And That Is What Id Like To Do

Ronwheezly: Rneerkat: One Day An Insane Person Is Going To Threaten Me With A Gun And Im Going To Make Some Stupid Joke And Thats How My Life Will End “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”

Oneohtrixpointalways: Earthandanimals: Scaleless Ball Python Please Let Me Kiss This Lil Pup Snake

Party-Into-Thesun: Sharkchunks: Basedgosh: Why Would She Sell Sea Shells By A Sea Shore When You Can Just Pick Them Off Of The Ground For Free That’s Not How You Run A Business She’s Sold Sea Shells By The Seashore Since Shapely Seashore Seashells

Wilhedivahater: Actualcecilbaldwin: I Never Understand Why Non-White Characters Can’t Just Be Described As Fucking Brown They Gotta Be Caramel, Mocha, Dark Chocolatey, Cocoa, Whatever Nonsense Can We Start Describing White Characters With Food Terms

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