I got a cellphone yesterday… I feel like such a noob learning to use it. I just hope this’ll be worth the 36/month I’ll be paying for it

I got a cellphone yesterday… I feel like such a noob learning to use it. I just hope this’ll be worth the 36/month I’ll be paying for it

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