partybarackisinthehousetonight: hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling

partybarackisinthehousetonight: hi dad. you may be wondering why i’m glued to the ceiling

M-Lang: Ff7 - Rufus Shinra By Mlang

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Lazypeaches: Do Not Get Peoples Personalities Mixed Up With Their Attitude. Their Personality Is Who They Are, Their Attitude Depends Who You Are

Falloutboy2013: Yesterday I Met Patrick Stump And My Mum Pulled Him Over And Told Him She Wanted To Mother And Adopt Him And He Turned To Me And Said “Would You Mind Having Me As A Little Brother?” Little Brother

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Party-In-The-Morgue: Party-In-The-Morgue: What If Prisons Let Prisoners Take Their Own Mug Shots? Cellfies

Sobersexting: Being An Adult Sucks Cause When People Ask You To Hang Out You Cant Be Like “My Mom Said No” You Just Have To Change Your Name And Move Away

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Twitturds: Walk Into The Club Like Wait Nevermind Can We Go Home

Ziusik: God I Love This Fucking Show

Gaytectives: I Dont Want Gender I Want Wings And The Ability To Breathe Fire

Tashabilities: Dumbthingswhitepplsay: Gayinterest: Full Piece Here This Is Where We’re Driven. This Is Being Queer And Black, This Is Being A Feminine Black Man. This Is Such Bullshit.justice For Darnell Young.

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