passiveprince: i like tsuritama because no one dies and the worst thing that happens is that everyone starts dancing

passiveprince: i like tsuritama because no one dies and the worst thing that happens is that everyone starts dancing

Dicksp8Jr: This Is A Sad Story But I Can’t Stop Laughing That The Boyfriend’s First Instinct Was To Cover For Her By Claiming It Was The Blood Of Jesus

Sextmeme: Sextmeme: Do! Not! Drink! Dish! Soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Just Coughed Up A Fucking Bubble I Didn’t Think That Was Possible Do Not Drink Dish Soap

The-Lonely-Scottish-Guy: Knock Knock Who’s There? Well It’s Not Your Fucking Parents Because They Don’t Knock

Jodyrobots: Aquaman You Dumbfuck

Tarotempura

Tarotempura

Eightfeathers: What Kind Of Error Even Is This

Ohmygil: &Amp;Ldquo;Their Mouths Met And Their Tongues Dueled For Dominance. The Loser’s Tongue Would Be Sent To The Shadow Realm”

Shorm: Onlyslightly: Moosesweaters: I Have Three Words That Will Bring Joy To Your Heart: Little League Quidditch #All Brooms Fly Like 3 Feet Off The Ground#The Bludgers Are Stuffed Animals#Keepers Often Get Distracted By Clouds#The Seekers Are Better

Sollux: Do You Ever Wanna Meet Someone In Person So Bad You Get All Excited Thinking About It And Mentally Plan Out A Day Even Though Its Never Gonna Happen

Wherewecantbe: I Only Sleep With Underwear And A Big Shirt On If U Sleep With Pants On U Ain’t Livin

Bassandgainz: Thesithwhey: The Hell Does Someone Being “High Maintenance” Mean? Frequent Oil Changes, Lots Of Wear On The Tires, Imported Parts, Probably Driven At Least 50 Miles Daily As Well

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