aintgotnoladytronblues: a lotta boys need to learn this lesson harder. listen to the man, dude.

aintgotnoladytronblues: a lotta boys need to learn this lesson harder. listen to the man, dude.

Funnuraba: Shoutout To Cats For Getting Their Claws Stuck In Things And Then When You Help They Get Offended That You Touched Their Paw

Kingcheddarxvii: I’m Totally Cool With Being Told “Nintendo Games Are For Babies” Because: A Lot Of The People Who Say That Kind Of Thing Are Probably The Same People Who Call People Slurs On Cod While Stewing In The Same Swamp-Butt For Three Days

Mr-Beatz: This Is Why Nature Is So Badass Tbh

Yall: The Reason Women Didnt Pay For Their Meals Was Because They Weren’t Allowed To Have Bank Accounts And When Women Earn The Same As Men This Form Of “Chivalry” Will Most Likely End As Many Couples Already Split The Bill Okay Can People Stop

Tombol-R: Really. Ur Going To Get All Sentimental Over The Damn Produce Aisle. You Know What Items Maybe Also Didnt Want To Be Eaten??

Mst3Kman: Thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Ikkimikki: The-Feminist-Fangirl: Chandra75: George Takei, You Rule. George Takei Is A Beautiful Human Being. I Love George Takei! George Takei Being Amazing And Mocking These Sad, Pathetic Bigoted Idiots

Kayleyhyde: We All Know That Feeling, Vending Machine

Thetechnicolortrenchcoat: Today Is Copernicus’s 541Th Birthday. You May Remember Copernicus As The Man Who Said “Hey, What If The Earth Went Around The Sun?” To Which The Catholic Church Replied “Hey, What If We Set You On Fire?”

Weird &Amp; Pissed Off

Nerdofchaos: Recreationalcannibalism: The-Adequate-Gatsby: Stultifyandstupefy: Derpes: And God Said Unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham Replied, “What.” God Said To John, “Come Forth And Receive Eternal Life.” But John Came Fifth And

Peach Has Lived Most Of Her Life In Castles Filled With Lava She Spent Her Vacation Hot-Tubbing It Up In An Active Volcano She Has Been Kidnapped To Space And The One Time She Actually Got Pissed Off, She Starred In Her Own Game And Rescued Everyone

Angryshortfemme: &Amp;Ldquo;I’ve Never Dated A Lesbian But I’ve Always Wanted To&Amp;Rdquo; ?????? You’re A Man Why?????Would?????A Lesbian?????Ever Wanna Date You???? Do You Even Know What A Lesbian Is??? What Kind Of Response To “Sorry I’m Not Interested,

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