callmekitto: jetsetequidan: okay so apparently these are supposed to be some sort of modern minimalist garden gnome sculptures but they look like fucking bad dragon dildos the name doesn’t help either I thought this was gonna be one of those posts

callmekitto: jetsetequidan: okay so apparently these are supposed to be some sort of modern minimalist garden gnome sculptures but they look like fucking bad dragon dildos the name doesn’t help either I thought this was gonna be one of those posts

Lustmeadow: Ikoi: I Dont Understand Why People Like Sleeping So Much Its A Free Trial Of Death

Cornerofcraighnadun: Do You Ever Feel Yourself Being Annoying Or Antisocial But You Just Cant Stop

Let's Meet Again, One Of These Nights

Guy: My English Teacher Made The Class Read And Analyze This Poem This Morning And It Was Really Weird Like The Whole Class Was Satanically Chanting “Bread!” It Was Nothing I Ever Expected To Do In My Entire Life

Shellfish-Machiness: You Know Who Else Is Underrated? Owl City. This Introverted Guy Who Wrote A Bunch Of Songs On His Computer In His Parents Basement. With Lyrics Like “Reality Is A Lovely Place, But I Wouldn’t Wanna Live There” And “Please

Vondell-Swain: Vondell-Swain: Missyzu: Fire From A Burning Building Being Sucked Into A Tornado. Wh Get Out Of There Fireman What Are You Doing There’s A Tornado I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Fireman He’s Just Standing There Going “Well Darn,

Tarotempura

Parrotcakes: How Many Followers Do I Have? Lets Just Say Its More Than Jesus And Less Than Hitler.

Parrotcakes: Hanging Out With People Who Dont Have A Tumblr Is Like Being The Only Drunk Person In The Room

Parrotcakes: Every Time I See A Bunch Of People In A Pool I Just Think “Human Soup”

Virtuallysmutstuck: Please Take A Moment To Imagine Death The Kid Trying To Play Tetris.

Bryndonovan: I Have Worked At Hallmark For About 20 Years Total And This Is Probably The Best Card I Have Ever Written.

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