tg-i: pantherwhales-spout: izziesworldofizzie: Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me. “we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse. cyborgraptor is this you

tg-i: pantherwhales-spout: izziesworldofizzie: Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me. “we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse. cyborgraptor is this you

Tarotempura

Dementeddoll: Deneuveing: John Green Implying Its Risky Moves By Telling Stories About Women. Because Nobody Cares And This “Folk Hero” Is Our Savior By Doing The Impossible. Fuck Off John Green. You Male Savior Ding Dong Actually, If You Knew

Dimensionslip: If You Say So, Your Majesty.

Supermariomoonshine: Moment Of Silence For Anyone Who Has Ever Lost A Ds Stylus

Sex-Doesnt-Alarm-Me: M0Stlydead: Usuallyantisocial: Mantaradius: Firetrucking-Himym: Imagine If People’s Hair Color Matched Their Eye Color /Every Person Who Has Brown Hair And Brown Eyes Sighs Deeply Red Heads Would In Fact Be Satanic Why

Phantomdoodler: Day Six Au Where Everything Is Exactly The Same Except Teddie Is A Realistic Bear And No One Seems To Mind

Crown-Queen-Bambee: Parkdobee: Parkdobee: Wish People Knew That Just Bc It’s Designer … Doesn’t Mean It’s Fashionable Sorry

I-March-Mello: Danim4Ux: The Sheet Is Made Out Of Wood Too Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985 That Is Mahogany

Augustussinfinity: Somewherefarovertherainbow: Theawkwarddanishone: Slytherinwinchester37: John Greens Deleted Cameo! Omfg Thank You For Posting This Thank You Bless You Why Is This Perfection Not In The Fucking Movie

Fashionable-Gamer: Ever Notice How When Justifying A Child’s Misbehavior No One Ever Says Stuff Like “Girls Will Be Girls” Or “She’s A Girl”, But The List Of Things A “Young Lady” Can’t Do Is Almost Endless? You Learn From A Young Age

Therealeovaldez: Patrexes: 4Sensesplusascarf: Whenever I Hear People Say That Classical Music Is Boring I Just Want To Remind Them That Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture Called For A Cannon To Be Fired A Total Of 16 Times. Remove Cattle From Stage

Imagineyourotp: Imagine Your Otp Taking A Shower Or Bath Together, But Instead Of Getting Frisky They Innocently Goof Around In The Water And Wash Each Other’s Hair And Relax In Each Other’s Arms.

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