Need some spells, coward?

Need some spells, coward?

Talesofanswers: Human, The Tastebuds And All Other Sensory Portions Of This Body Direct Their Input To Whichever Personality Is Dominant At The Time. Sometimes I Like To Drink An Entire Bottle Of Ghost Pepper Sauce And Then Relinquish Control Just

Reallyfoxnews: Reallyfoxnews: Fox News Headlines V. Real Headlines, Part 2425183. The Brunette Part Is Really Important.

Nadeki: Noobling: Person: Pokemon Is Such A Childish Game, Why Are You Playing It? Me: … Me: Me: Are You Kidding Me

Emissarydeatons: Whispering, “No,” At A Character Because You Know They’re About To Make A Fool Of Themselves And Kill You With Second Hand Embarrassment

Postllimit: Why Iphones Gotta Take Two Million Years To Turn Back On After They Die Like You Plug Em In And You’re All Ready To Start Texting Again But They’re Like “Nope. I Gotta Take Some Time For Myself. Figure Out Who I Am. You Hurt Me Too

Crocobaby: Do You Think Every President Goes Through A Awkward First Few Weeks In Office When They’re Not Sure When’s The Right Time To Ask If Aliens Are Real Or Not?

Piertotum-Locomottor: Psychoshango: You Ever Notice How In Women’s Razor Commercials The Models’ Legs Are Already Completely Hairless Before They “Shave” Them Like We Can’t Even Handle Showing Body Hair In A Commercial About How To Get Rid

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Outofcontextarthur: That Moment When You Realise That Arthur Is An Actual In-Universe Show Produced By Matt Damon

Icecooly94: Teacupnosaucer: Whoneedsfeminism: I Need Feminism Because “Who Hired A Stripper” Shouldn’t Be The First Thing Said To Me When I Walk Into A Welding Job. Women In Trades Are Treated Like Absolute Shit. No I’m Still Stuck On This

Ekoenig: Sunlight Hits Your Laptop Screen Wow Every Piece Of Dust In The World It’s Here

Siggymcpissyface: Johorror: I Bought A Sandwich Cutter From China And I Think The Translation On The Package Is A Bit Off It Got Real Dark Real Fast Dear Lord.

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