aleatoryw: justsomecrazydreamer: Glamour finally speaking my language FICS BEFORE DICKS

aleatoryw: justsomecrazydreamer: Glamour finally speaking my language FICS BEFORE DICKS

My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: My-Dads-The-King-Of-Hell: So Apparently An Arm Can Sell On The Black Market For $885, ($500 For The Shoulder Plus $385 For The Hand An Forearm) And A Leg Can Sell For $500 (At Least Thats The Lowest Price Of An Albino Leg

Nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: Narwhalqueens: A Movie About Two Asexual Aromantic Best Friends Who Have A Best Friend Marriage For Tax Benefits That Does Not End With A Scene Of Swelling Music And Passionate Kiss Where They Realize They Really Do Love

Jibblyuniverse: Derpfire: Jibblyuniverse: Frenums: Things That Will Always Sound Sarcastic Good For You Thanks A Lot Yeah Right Nice To Know Wow Way To Go Totally Ok Buddy Not If You Say ‘Man’ At The End Ok Buddy Man I Might Not Have Thought

Skinnybaras: Im Very Accepting I Have Friends From All 3 Hogwarts Houses That Arent My Own

Trxylermyqueen: Guys Will Never Understand The Joy Of Having Your Period A Week Before You Travel.

Roachpatrol: Kbourgerie: Baby Raven Sorry, Nope! I Can’t Quite Tell How Big The Feet And Beak Are Because Of The Perspective But That’s Either A Black Chicken Chick Or A Baby Virginia Rail, Which Are Very Frequently Passed Off As A Baby Crow

Need Some Spells, Coward?

Finalfantasytranscribed: Genesis And His Marketing Issues In Crisis Core, Again. Submitted By: Evelilasauvage

Caligulascookie: R-U-Seri0Us: 88-Red-Balloons: Catladyofficial: The Best Headline I’ve Ever Read. Yes. Apparently A Kid Was Screaming In Line Behind Him About Wanting Pie, So He Bought Every Single One. 23 Pies. Then Slowly Ate Them As He Stared

Beaky-Peartree: Why Do People Act Like Being A Vampire Is So Fucking Great. You Can’t Eat Garlic Bread So What’s The Point

Emilythebravee: Pizza-Party: Redlinejp: We Live In A World Where Cartoons Have To Explain What A Vcr Is. I Am Scared And Here’s Today’s Reminder That I’m Getting Old. Cats Dont Dance. Iron Giant.

Surprisebitch: Thank You

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