onulohayou: Neko (K project) by 小野麻雀

onulohayou: Neko (K project) by 小野麻雀

Katara: I Just Want To Be Touched Really Hard Like By A Car Hit Me With A Car

Yogurtville: When I Die I Want To Be Buried In The Middle Of Nowhere In A Spring Loaded Casket Filled With Confetti, So Some Future Archeologist Has One Hell Of A Day At Work.

Definitelynotcool:rufiohswithmilk:when I Stopped At A Crosswalk Today This Guy Pulled Up Next To Me, Rolled His Window Down, And Stuck His Head Out, And At First I Was Like ‘Oh No Street Harassment Here It Comes.’ But Then The Guy Was Like “Dude!

Arcaninetails: Breakfast For Dinner Is Fun When You’re A Kid But When You’re An Adult It’s Just Like “Yo I Ate Lunch At 5 Pm Today And Linear Time Is Functionally Meaningless”

Broackobama:what She Says: I’m Finewhat She Means: I Don’t Understand The Concept Of Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy. Are They Supposed To Be Average Sized Humans? If They Are Then Does That Mean That Spongebob And All The Citizens Of Bikini Bottom

Transgemdering: Ghostofcommunism: Thinksquad:police Eager To Begin Using “Eye Blinding” Gun Against American Citizensa Firm That Provides Non-Lethal Equipment To Law Enforcement Is Set To Release A New “Compliance Weapon” That Temporarily Blinds

Xirishima: Have You Ever Loved A Character So Much You Were Like ?????? ? ? ??!??!?!! ! ! !?? ??? How Did This Happen??? ?? ? ?!???! !!?!??!?!?

Sourcedumal: Translation: You Got Your Darkie. You Aint Getting Another Anytime Soon.

Seraga-Ki: Memedong: Uusui: Uusui: What Does Dmmd Even Stand For Ok Cool That Answered My Question Dad Mink Making Dinner Yeah But This Is An Important One Too, Dramatical Miku Miku Dance

Heyitspj: Heyitspj: Guy Fieri Looks Like An Irl Fire-Type Gym Leader

Thefayzqueen: Xaive: Cooldadmemes: God Fucking Dammit My Girlfriend Just Called Me About This, It’s One In The Am One In The Am

A-Riisa: &Quot;...Is What I'd Like To Say, But..&Quot;

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