milkuei: I either answer my messages in 10 seconds or 4 years there’s no in between

milkuei: I either answer my messages in 10 seconds or 4 years there’s no in between

Misandryad: Coelasquid: Tfw U Owe Ur Friend Money But No One Carries Cash Anymore And It Turns Into A Series Of Elaborate Trades That Resurrects The Barter System. #“Don’t Worry About It Just Buy Me Like Four Coffees”

Jonathan-Gat: Jonathan-Gat: I Cant Stop Laughing About That One Post Where Its Showin A Photo Of Eggy Bread And Is Like “What Do You Call This?” Becuase Absolutely Everyone Whos Reblogged It Tagged It “Disgusting”

Datdestinyd: My Mother Is A Die-Hard Conservative Republican. When I Told Her I Had Registered To Vote, She Rolled Her Eyes At Me. When I Asked Why, She Told Me That “The Worst Thing For America Is Young, Stupid Liberals Voting.” Liberals In The

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Wirttheloverboy: When Will We Escape This Hell

Hythe: The Ultimate Test Of Willpower Happens At 1:30 Am When You See… It

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Dev3Ndra: If We’re In A Mutual Follow Feel Free To Fucking Kill Me

Sirdiskscratch: Clayorey: So Many Herbs, So Little Thyme Im Really Mad At You For Making That Punbut Thank U

Marksnothere: Marksnothere: This Is Totally Random But-I Sneak.i Don’t Mean To Sneak, But I Sneak. I Hardcore Sneak. Ever Since I Was A Kid, I’ve Been Sneaking Around, And I’ve Never Even Meant To.i Walk Into A Room And Say Hi, My Mom Jumps. I

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