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frigidloki: frigidloki: Tonight I cracked open a fortune cookie but there was no fortune inside :( Okay, you know what,,,

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Furry-Road: One Of These Days, Markiplier’s Gonna Actually Fuckin’ Die, And I’m Never Gonna Know. I’m Gonna See A Hundred Fuckin’ Posts About How Markypoo Needed To Keep Safe From The Lung Cancer Or Some Shit, And Just Keep Scrollin’ The Fuck

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Just-Shower-Thoughts: Tonight At 11:00:01, It’ll Be Exactly 59 Days, 59 Minutes, 59 Seconds Until The New Year…Which Is 59 Years Since The Year 1959.

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