rabbitsfeet: Hamlet discourse: “Get thee to a nunnery” is the first “begone thot”

rabbitsfeet: Hamlet discourse: “Get thee to a nunnery” is the first “begone thot”

Sandwiclh: Ham &Amp;Amp; Egg

Rexuality:i Was Waiting On The Pizza Delivery Guy To Call Me To Say My Pizza Is Here And When My Phone Rang I Accidentally Answered With “Pizza?” Instead Of Hello And He Replied “Yes This Is Pizza”

Birdbian: Fictional Man: So You See.. The Reason Why I’m So Gritty And Stubbly And Arrogant.. My Secret Backstory.. Me: Ur Wife Died And You Blame Yourself Fictional Man: The Stunning Plot Twist That Reveals - Perhaps Excuses? - My Unlikable Nature…

Claryfightwood:constantly Torn Between “My Sexuality Is None Of Your Business” And “Lmao I Hope They Don’t Think I’m Straight God Forbid”

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Sleepygyllenhaal: Puts Non-Alcoholic Beverages In Wine Glasses: Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Badgoku14:

Sixohsixoheightfourtwo: Weloveshortvideos: British Summer Is Here. [Rain Pouring] [Thunder Rumbling] [Car Horn Blaring]“Go On. Wheyyyyyyy!! Oh No.”[In Distance: “You Idiot”, Uproarious Laughter]“Why Would You Go Through That. What Are You

Its-Not-Buttah: Grandtheft-Autotune: Playstation1Graphics: ??? Excuse Me?!

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