no-hetsplanation-for-aa: Defense attorney murdered in COLD BLOOD by his own assistant

no-hetsplanation-for-aa: Defense attorney murdered in COLD BLOOD by his own assistant

Millenniumpedant: Imagine Having Amnesia And This One Guy You Know Who’s A Huge Dick And Hates You Is Like “Oh No Worries, Let Me Tell You Exactly What Happened, In Roleplay Form” Which He Does, And Now You Remember His Weird Slightly Inaccurate

Pphonies: Local Good Boy No Longer Disenchanted With Life

Slutformisha: Un-Feuilly-De-Papier: Un-Feuilly-De-Papier: What Do French People Call A Really Bad Thursday? A Trajeudi Update: If You Tell This Joke To Someone Living In France They Will Refuse To Look At You

91939Art: Ah, The Family Ways ♥♥

Galteans:x

Ferretrade: Haleyocentrism: I Didnt Shovel Enough Driveways As A Kid So I Didnt Build Enough Character And Thats Why Im The Way That I Am I Have Never Had To Mow A Lawn And You Can Tell

Paci-Fisticuffs: Sheholdsyoucaptivated: Marsinlibra: What Men Call “Logic” Is Really Just A Lack Of Empathy And What They Call “Objectivity” Is Really Just Subjectivity Lacking In Self Awareness And What They Call “Common Sense” Is Usually

Tesaigu: Https://Www.instagram.com/Minmonsta/

Instoresnearyou: Wizardscience: My Aesthetic Is The Direct Opposite Of Minimalism And Its Called Clutterbitch

Loveisffandlattes: Fire-Is-Her-Water: Starfleetrambo: Starfleetrambo: Starfleetrambo: Ok But Imagine A Roomba That’s Programmed To React Positively When Being Scratched Or Petted #Or A Roomba That’s Programmed To Recognize Their Owner And

Lesbianmichelmishina: Uglyemo: I Need Both Of These Now The Reason These Exist (Iirc) Is Because Peppa Pig Is Banned In China For “Promoting Gangster Attitudes”: Peppa Was Popular (For Whatever Reason) With “Shehuiren” (Anti-Establishment Internet

Magicalgirlmindcrank: Emojis Are Fine And All But Fuck Any Site That Automatically Turns My :) Into 😃 That Shit Ain’t The Same There’s Fucking Like. Connotations An’ Shit

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