chiefyarts:i’d like to issue an apology to every cashier ive ever spoken to

chiefyarts:i’d like to issue an apology to every cashier ive ever spoken to

Underbellamy: Me: Fight Me (ง︡’-‘︠)ง Me: Is Afraid To Ask People For Help At Stores Stutters When Ordering Take Out Runs As Fast As I Can Out Of A Room After I Shut The Lights Off In Case The Shadow Monsters Try To Get Me *Will Refuse

Foundherselfs: U Know When U Seach A Word Or Phrase In Your Blog And U Know U Have Made Multiple Posts W That Word Or Phrase But Tumblr Hits U W That Error Message That’s Like “Oops! Don’t See That One Lol” Like Fuck Off Tumblr U Are Literally

Mossbian:cats Don’t Know What Words Mean And I Love That About Them. I Can Say “You Are A Beautiful Little Angel Child And I Love You More Than Anything Else In The Entire World” But Also “You Wretched Little Clown Bastard. You’ve Created Such

Coolsville-Ghetto: Kai-Wildfang: Can Someone From The Pokemon Fandom Explain This, I Don’t Understand Nurse Joy’s Reaction. Ho-Oh Is Basically A Minor Deity, So Nurse Joy Pretty Much Just Heard This Ten Year Old Say “I Threw A Rat At A God.”

Prokopetz: Outtatherequick: Prokopetz: Me, Buying Pierogi In The Dead Of Night From An Elderly Slavic Woman Who Sells Frozen Baked Goods Cash-Only From The Back Of An Unmarked Van: Oh, Yeah, That’s The Stuff. This Is… So Specific It’s Not Real

Akako-22: Discourse-Discourse: Akako-22: You Know Someone’s Awful When They Have “Discourse” In Their Url Hi Im The Final Boss And Im Here To Kill You Fuck

Raise Your Hand If You Have Trashy Taste In Fictional Men

Firelxrdazula: Katara In Every Fight Scene:

Thefloatingstone: Athenagray: Decepticonsensual: Cleo4U2: This. I Saw A Post The Other Day That Literally Said If You Do It To A Fictional Character, You’ll Do It In Real Life. No. Just No. I’m So Glad Someone Put It Into Words. Lin-Manuel Miranda

Nightfoot: Pretty Messed Up That Allura Got To Travel Into That White Void And Learn The Secrets Of Alchemy Without Even Getting A Limb Ripped Off

Sharonsgf: Theres This Chinese Girl In My Class Who Isnt Very Fluent In English And She Asked Me If I Have A Boyfriend And I Was Like “I Dont. I Dont Like. Boys” And She Nodded Very Wisely And Went “Ah. Cooties”

Starfaring-Princelotor: What A Fantastic Day To Love Lotor!

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