Thecuriousinferno: Swarnpert: Just Like Malware Is Short For “Malicious Software”, Delaware Is Short For “Delicious Software” I Read This Post And Thought “Why Does Delaware Sound Familiar” And Legit Forgot It Was A Fucking State
fucckingbagofbags: birdbian: i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce. this reads like a john mulaney bit
