bongcop: if you’re ever about to cum too soon just think of one of these pictures and you’ll last forever

bongcop: if you’re ever about to cum too soon just think of one of these pictures and you’ll last forever

Just-Shower-Thoughts: The Only Difference Between A Fitbit And A House Arrest Bracelet Is That Somebody Actually Cares When You Travel Far With One Of Them.

Barber-Butts: You Ever Just Sit And Think Of All Mistakes You’ve Made.. All The People You Upset, All The People You Wish You Put More Effort Into And How You Now You Can’t Change What’s Been Done And You’re Left In A Ditch To Remember Your Mistakes

Jskrilla

Dannistjames: Same Though

Notchicken: When You’re Doing Construction Work Till 6 But The Party At 7

If You Want Peace, Prepare For War.

Jm

Carsthatnevermadeitetc: Autozam Az-1 Mazdaspeed 660Dohc Turbo, 1993. The Mazdaspeed Version Of The Az-1 Was Introduced In An Attempt To Boost Sluggish Sales Of The Az-1

Demelzahcarne: ‘Cause I Love You. One Last Hug?

Jskrilla

Spacethomasjefferson: Deranged-Black-Kitten: Part 1 Of A Rick And Morty Reading Of Some Court Transcripts From Georgia (Word-For-Word, This Is Directly From The Court Documents). Note: I Didn’t Get All Of It Cause My Phone Was Running Out Of Space.

Just-Shower-Thoughts: If You Read The Bible Backwards, It’s The Story Of A Benevolent Deity, Who Gets Grumpier And Grumpier Until He Decides ‘Fuck It’ And Floods The World, After Which He Destroys The Universe Bit By Bit.

AJoy4Ever ASSians