extracocoa: anyway it’s been like a month and a half since I’ve bottomed like can you honestly believe the last time I had sex I topped someone like what kind of alternate timeline Yet, here we are 💃💅

extracocoa: anyway it’s been like a month and a half since I’ve bottomed like can you honestly believe the last time I had sex I topped someone like what kind of alternate timeline Yet, here we are 💃💅

The Signs As Things Hillary Clinton Has Blamed Her Loss On Instead Of Taking Responsibility For Being A Shitty Candidate

Flexery: Me Walking Past God As I Enter Heaven

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Floozys: When You’re Feeling Extremely Overwhelmed By Your Incredibly Underwhelming Life

Feedmerightmeow: We Call Him The Cautionary Whale

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Sridevi: My Laptop: Starts Hissing And Wheezing And Got Her Fans Whirring On High Speed Me:

Draconym: Ripley Has A Very Good Grasp Of The Word “Touch” And We Often Use It As A Command Word To Get Him To Try To Be Less Afraid Of New Things Or To Ask His Permission To Pet Him. He Knows If We Ask Him To “Touch” A Person Or Object, He’ll

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Themoonismygirlfriend: I Just Wanna Say… From The Bottom Of My Heart… Get The Fuck Away From Me If You Have Bad Intentions

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