sridevi: my laptop: *starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed* me:

sridevi: my laptop: starts hissing and wheezing and got her fans whirring on high speed me:

Draconym: Ripley Has A Very Good Grasp Of The Word “Touch” And We Often Use It As A Command Word To Get Him To Try To Be Less Afraid Of New Things Or To Ask His Permission To Pet Him. He Knows If We Ask Him To “Touch” A Person Or Object, He’ll

Clinically Moi

Themoonismygirlfriend: I Just Wanna Say… From The Bottom Of My Heart… Get The Fuck Away From Me If You Have Bad Intentions

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Butyouarenotthesun: Someone: U Okay? Me:

Blackoutcontessa:unhhhh Away With Me

91Pesos: Dreamv-Lle:we All Deserve A “Did You Eat” Person In Our Lives I Always Ask

Don't Dream It's Over

Releasethedoves:they Were Handing Out This Postcard At Dragcon

If You Want Peace, Prepare For War.

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Ottermatopoeia: Andthencamethen: Theonion:for More Exemplary Journalism, Visit Theonion.com. Blessings To Whoever Invented The Ability To Read My Voicemail Because It Cuts My Anxiety Down By A Good 65%. ☝️☝️👌👌