Proto Porn
cunning linguistics. shameless androphilia.
cunning linguistics. shameless androphilia.
Babyfairy: Y’all: *Put All Sorts Of Dick And Balls And Ass And Whatnot On My Dashboard At 3 In The Afternoon* Me:
Gnarly: When You’re Sitting On The Toilet And Realize You Forgot Your Phone
Dummiesonthenews: Explicatory: Don’t Let Anyone Born In The 2000S Tell You Shit Don’t Let Anyone Tell You Shit. Period.
Britneysbaldhead: Me In Hell Waiting For All My Friends To Die
Supehr: Grumpdiary: All I Want Is A Partner Who Is Way Out Of My League But Thinks That I’m Way Out Of Their League And We’ll Live Together In Perfect Confused Harmony With A Dog Thissssssss
Thursday:“When Rainn’s On The Exercise Ball Bouncing Up And Down, And I Come Over And I Stab It With The Scissors. In Every Other Take We Did, I Stabbed It And It Just Slowly Goes Down. And The Camera Angle Was That He Just Slowly Ducked Behind The
Straight Bitch: *Starts Flirting With Me*Me:
Honeyxxxmoon: Sbsbshdhdxbsbsb.
Paprika: When You Remember There’s School Tomorrow
Lesbianrevan: A Gay Person: Maybe This Character Is Gay Like Me Everyone Else Immediately: But What If No Characters Were Like You Though Wouldnt That Just Be Better
Redrosepetalclub: Quietly From Under A Pile Of Pillows: Im Very Tired
Scotchtapeofficial: Me Walking Into A Mcdonalds In 2037: I’d Like The 5 For .0000005 Meal Please :) Cashier: Sure Thing! That’ll Just Be .0000005 Bitcoins. Would You Like To Pay With Wifi Or Take Out A Mcloan? Me: Comcastie-Kins Can I Pwease Use The
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