babyfairy: y’all: *put all sorts of dick and balls and ass and whatnot on my dashboard at 3 in the afternoon* me:

babyfairy: y’all: put all sorts of dick and balls and ass and whatnot on my dashboard at 3 in the afternoon me:

Gnarly: When You’re Sitting On The Toilet And Realize You Forgot Your Phone

Dummiesonthenews: Explicatory: Don’t Let Anyone Born In The 2000S Tell You Shit Don’t Let Anyone Tell You Shit. Period.

Britneysbaldhead: Me In Hell Waiting For All My Friends To Die

Supehr: Grumpdiary: All I Want Is A Partner Who Is Way Out Of My League But Thinks That I’m Way Out Of Their League And We’ll Live Together In Perfect Confused Harmony With A Dog Thissssssss

Thursday:“When Rainn’s On The Exercise Ball Bouncing Up And Down, And I Come Over And I Stab It With The Scissors. In Every Other Take We Did, I Stabbed It And It Just Slowly Goes Down. And The Camera Angle Was That He Just Slowly Ducked Behind The

Straight Bitch: Starts Flirting With MeMe:

Honeyxxxmoon: Sbsbshdhdxbsbsb.

Paprika: When You Remember There’s School Tomorrow

Lesbianrevan: A Gay Person: Maybe This Character Is Gay Like Me Everyone Else Immediately: But What If No Characters Were Like You Though Wouldnt That Just Be Better

Redrosepetalclub: Quietly From Under A Pile Of Pillows: Im Very Tired

Scotchtapeofficial: Me Walking Into A Mcdonalds In 2037: I’d Like The 5 For .0000005 Meal Please :) Cashier: Sure Thing! That’ll Just Be .0000005 Bitcoins. Would You Like To Pay With Wifi Or Take Out A Mcloan? Me: Comcastie-Kins Can I Pwease Use The

Mydadisindianajones: Person: Wow, Why Did You Get All Dressed Up Just To Go To The Grocery Store? Me:

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