baileyjoseph: bizarre-transmission: the-titty-conglomerate: sodomymcscurvylegs: When you start singing in the right key: SHUT THE FUCK UP Nooooooo

baileyjoseph: bizarre-transmission: the-titty-conglomerate: sodomymcscurvylegs: When you start singing in the right key: SHUT THE FUCK UP Nooooooo

Capatalismnt:

Pinkisbitter:my Mattress Is Strapped To Eight Roombas And I Leave All My Doors Open At Night So The Roombas Can Go Where They Want To. I Wake Up Where They Want Me To Be. I Trust Their Decisions.

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Some Days Stay Gold Forever

Arianagrandeofficial: “Please Stand For The Pledge Of Allegiance” The Nfl:

You’re Going To Receive Good News This Week.

Emmersdrawberry: All Those ‘Say No To Drugs’ Assemblies In School Where Wack I Never Once Had The Pot Head Kids Push The Devils Lettuce On Me. They’d Be Like ‘Hey U Wanna Smoke Some Of This Here Blunt Of Marajoouana?’ And I’d Be Like ‘No

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Idk Man, Nyc Is Getting Old. I Need A Change Of Pace

Hairymen-Lovers:

Couldnt-Think-Of-A-Funny-Name: I Was At My Cousin’s House For A Family Barbecue And She Shushed Us All Bc Her Neighbor ‘The Captain’ Was Walking By With A Dog, And He Was Just Some Skinny Guy With A Long Ponytail And A Captain’s Hat Walking An

What I Fail To Understand Is How A Friend Can Just Ghost Yanotice The Friends In Your Life That Are There For You When You Need Them And The Ones Who Are Only Around When It Suits Them #Ain'tgottimeforit

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