tstwitterupdates:

tstwitterupdates:

The-Vengeful-Crobat: Flirtyfawn: I Hate Living In Texas. Can’t Tell If This Is Anti-Equal Rights Or Pro-Satan

Setheverman:don’t Talk To Me Until I’ve Eaten My Morning Ass

Brunching With Myself

Keepc00Lin: 90Scherry: After Someone Opens Up To Me And They Think It’s My Turn Me, With Coworkers

Shinzo-Abe-Official: Cirnovevo: I Can’t Stress This Enough: You Need To Fuck Our Country Depends On It.

If There Is A Purgatory, I Really Hope They Have A Nice Waiting Room And Something Decent On The Tv

Deathfromabove1989: Sapper-In-The-Wire: Sapper-In-The-Wire: Give Him The Fish Looking At It Again I Like The Torn Paper In The Background Suggesting That The Cat Busted His Way Into The Room

Whitepeopletwitter: Toast

Neproxrezi: You Can Actually See Him Go Through All Five Stages Of Grief

Comeandtouch:

Snappysnackshack:pretending To Like Music Recs A Guy Gives U Is On The Same Level As Faking An Orgasm For Him

Pipboy: Its My Funeral I Get To Choose Who Gets Buried! Chooses The Last Person Who Was Born

PussyWedgie QueenofSpades