cowboydan:Me in seventh grade: I hope I’m not gayMe now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

cowboydan:Me in seventh grade: I hope I’m not gayMe now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

Teathattast:

Iamabadspeller: Princess Diana, John Mulaney Is Coming. Oh My God She Has Airpods In. She Cant Hear Us. Oh My God

Sadellite: Passinnotesinsecrecy: This Is My Favourite Poem Ever My Boyfriend Doesnt Get The Joke

Lambily:

Socialistexan: Divitiasdraconis: You-Can-Call-Me-Monte: This Is The Future Liberals (Me) Want

Climbingouttathehole:

Non-Secure: Me Af

N-Yks: Climbingouttathehole: It Me!

Musclecorps:

Musclecorps:

Kyleraynxr: Twitch-Eaglehart: Imagine Doing This In Front Of A 14Th Century Peasant This Is Literally The Funniest Comment This Video Could Have

Edromyheart: Other Humans: “What Did You Think Of The Super Bowl Yesterday?”Me:

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