detensions: Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012 i’ve never reblogged anything so fast .

detensions: Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012 i’ve never reblogged anything so fast .

Paleredsunday: Upgraders: 33457658322189076: Paleredsunday: My Dad Has Access To 3D Printing Technology And The First Thing He Prints Is A Miniature Version Of Himself You Shrunk Your Dad With A Shrink Ray And Now You’re Trying To Cover It Up With

Exuberant-Imperfection: It’s True Though Why Am I Laughing

Stay Positive Bro.

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Stay Positive Bro.

Tastefullyoffensive: Emails From The House Sitter [Grimmalkin/Picrequests]

Oate: Shows Up At Ur Door 10 Years After We Had An Argument And Another Thing

Dinner Is Ready

Starllex: My Friend Richie Was Really Angry One Time And He Picked Up A Rock And Threw It Angrily At The Ground But It Actually Didnt Touch The Ground It Went Straight Into A Gutter So He Literally Threw A Rock At The Ground And Missed

Primadonnas: So I Get Home And There’s This Random Kid On My Couch And He’s Like ‘Alright Man I Don’t Wanna Hurt U Just Put Ur Stuff Down And Get On The Ground I Just Want Ur Money’ And I Fuckin Almost Puked I Was Like “Omg Pls No I Don’t

8Bitatoms: Phoenixfire-Thewizardgoddess: Sevvey6: Morbidamusement: Captain-Snark: Bananamerlin: Maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic Table By Jay Watson Imagine Banging Someone On That Table Imagine Being Home Alone And Seeing Imprints On That

Coolscar: This Asian Guy Named Jason Used To Ride My Bus And Everyone Called Him “Asian Derulo”

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