oate: *shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

oate: shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument aND ANOTHER THING

Dinner Is Ready

Starllex: My Friend Richie Was Really Angry One Time And He Picked Up A Rock And Threw It Angrily At The Ground But It Actually Didnt Touch The Ground It Went Straight Into A Gutter So He Literally Threw A Rock At The Ground And Missed

Primadonnas: So I Get Home And There’s This Random Kid On My Couch And He’s Like ‘Alright Man I Don’t Wanna Hurt U Just Put Ur Stuff Down And Get On The Ground I Just Want Ur Money’ And I Fuckin Almost Puked I Was Like “Omg Pls No I Don’t

8Bitatoms: Phoenixfire-Thewizardgoddess: Sevvey6: Morbidamusement: Captain-Snark: Bananamerlin: Maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic Table By Jay Watson Imagine Banging Someone On That Table Imagine Being Home Alone And Seeing Imprints On That

Coolscar: This Asian Guy Named Jason Used To Ride My Bus And Everyone Called Him “Asian Derulo”

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Multifandom Mess ♥

Kelligeedeal: She’s So Beautiful.

Just Embrace It

Driftingwaywardly: Howibloggedyourmother: This Is The Greatest Blooper What A Clown

Jsantagato: A Bad F*Ckin’ Day

Weavemunchers: My Worst Fear Is Laughing At A Joke I Don’t Understand And Having Someone Ask Me To Explain It

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