lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

lukehemmingssmut: this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him

Thatshinyobject: Kingsleyyy: 2015 Is Only 5 Months Away, Just Let That Sink In What The Fuck Does The Sink Want Now

Rubee: This Was Wild From Start To Finish

Congratu-Horrible.

Congratu-Horrible.

Breatheonmyneck: Icantbreathe

Times-Like-These7: Sorelatable: If Your Name Is On One Of These I Just Wanna Let You Know Your Parents Are Basic Bitches With No Creativity Sounds Like Someone’s Sad They Couldn’t Find Their Name On A Coke Bottle

Spit On Me

You're A Miracle

You're A Miracle

Street Poetry With Twenty One Pilot’s Tyler Joseph

Mylifeissoconfusing: Dialupmodem: Did This Person Break Up Their Own Relationship Wild

Swagking4000: There Was A Big Explosion Sound Outside And I Pulled Aside My Curtain To See What It Was But As I Did So, So Did The Woman Across The Street And We Both Sort Of Waved At Each Other And It Was Nice Even Though Something May Have Exploded

madison_ivy maledom