assiest: you can’t spell thug without hug

assiest: you can’t spell thug without hug

Thundercrumbs: Obesealpaca: Do You Think He Knows Doctor Fisher Get Off That Mans Face You’re A Scientist Now Act Like One

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Bombaree: One Time I Was Really Sad And I Decided To Put Cream Cheese And Bagels In A Blender To See If I Could Make A Bagel Smoothie And When My Dad Asked Why I Was Putting Bagels In The Blender At 2 In The Morning And I Just Started Crying Hysterically

Killadamsandler88888888888888999: Like Ten Years Ago I Drew A Comic Strip Entitled “If The President Were A Moth” In Which The President Is A Human Sized Moth Watching The Olympics And When They Light The Torch It Flies Off In Pursuit Of It And Then

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Taylorandtiffany: Perfect

Lameboob: Why You Want Me To Cross The Road

How Do Fourteen Year Olds Get Pregnant, I Can’t Even Get A High Five From A Guy

Sup-Im-Dean: Theconsultingrenegade: Bestquius: Bestquius: There’s This Asshole Who Every Time He Sees Me With My Ukulele He Thinks He’s Funny And Asks “Can You Play Any Metallica?” But The Joke Is Now On Him Because I Just Learned How To Play

...And I’m A Bit Of A Klutz 🥴

Deadindeathvalley: Some Pop Punk Song From 2006 Feat. Patrick Stump, Brendon Urie, Travie Mccoy And William Beckett With A Music Video Featuring Pete Wentz Randomly Standing Somewhere In The Background.

Sexualfavours:

AsianBush AsianChicks