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bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically

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bombaree:  one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels

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 How Do Fourteen Year Olds Get Pregnant, I Can’t Even Get A High Five From A Guy

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