eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym: smitethepatriarchy: viva-la-fat: “You’re 6’4”, 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who

eat-well-and-go-to-the-gym: smitethepatriarchy: viva-la-fat: “You’re 6’4”, 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who

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Waynesworld1992: Caseynovaks: Adam Sandler Is Sexy As Hell In Hotel Transylvania How Dare You Make Me Read This With My Own Two Eyes

I Got Hooked On Speed At The Factory

Etoilesdelanuit: Hotsenator: Shout Out To All Of The Oldest Children…Who Were Used As The Tester Kids And Now Watch Their Younger Siblings Get Away With Shit You Would Have Been Killed For.. Justice Will Never Be Restored So Glad I Wasn’t The Oldest

Dekutree: Stop It

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...And I’m A Bit Of A Klutz 🥴

Alexturnerswife: When Your Parents Turn A Joke Into A Lecture

Katezimm84: Oh God This Is Beautiful

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Fairhies: If I Reply With “Oh” I Either Don’t Give A Fuck Or I Feel Like I’ve Been Punched In The Throat

Kingofscots: Panic At The Disco

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