death metal and platypuses

death metal and platypuses

Nickfuckface: Parents: “U Should Be More Active”Me:

Prettiest Mess You've Ever Seen

Rlaph: My Mom Wants Me To Start Drama

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Satsukisexual: Have You Ever Just Really Wanted To Be Friends With Someone And Youre In A Mutual Follow With Them And You Just Kind Of Stare At Their Url Longingly Before Just Slowly Scrolling Past Because You Dont Want To Seem Weird

Alwaysadoreme: The Black Mary Kate And Ashley’s

Awwww-Cute: My Friend Had Her Daughters At A Zoo When She Heard, “Ma’am, There’s A Lemur On Your Baby

Antoniomadness: Gundamdick: Alright Listen Up Imma Tell You Some Serious Gender Marketing Bullshit That Went Down Today Today A Woman Came In To Get Her 13 Year Old Son’s Black Iphone Fixed. This Thing Was Totally Fucking Busted. She Was Already Kind

Pendulumthrows: Wembly Arena Uk 5-29-2000

Got-No-Meaning-Just-A-Rhyme

Alittledivided: The Fine Art Of Head Banging. Brought To You By Mike Starr &Amp;Amp; Jerry Cantrell.

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