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nickyrads: leander-ligo: lordthundercox: Yes, it does. Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time

nickyrads: leander-ligo: lordthundercox: Yes, it does. Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time

nickyrads:  leander-ligo:  lordthundercox:  Yes, it does.  Guys get morning wood

Davegrohlslongjohns: In-My-Rearview-Mirr0R: Hahahaha My Anaconda Don’t 

Davegrohlslongjohns:  In-My-Rearview-Mirr0R:  Hahahaha  My Anaconda Don’t 

Niisku: The Amount Of Sass In This Screencap Is Overwhelming

Niisku:  The Amount Of Sass In This Screencap Is Overwhelming

Pyocola: I Found One Of My Old Diaries From Middle School And It Starts Out “Dear Journal-Chan”

Pyocola:  I Found One Of My Old Diaries From Middle School And It Starts Out “Dear

Thefatgawd: Wzrdkelley: Blackspinelli: Dennys: Egg Fight! I Cant Believe This Dennys Has Gone Too Far Dennstar Hip Hop Holy Shit

Thefatgawd:  Wzrdkelley:  Blackspinelli:  Dennys:  Egg Fight!  I Cant Believe This

We Talked, You Pooped. I Thought We Had A Connection.

We Talked, You Pooped. I Thought We Had A Connection.

Vedderofficial: Led Zeppelin Fan Blogs Be Like ‘Jimmy-Page-Squeezed-My-Lemon-So-The-Juice-Ran-Down-Over-The-Hills-And-Confused’

Vedderofficial:  Led Zeppelin Fan Blogs Be Like ‘Jimmy-Page-Squeezed-My-Lemon-So-The-Juice-Ran-Down-Over-The-Hills-And-Confused’

Flannelbuttphenomenon: Life Hack: Get A Tattoo. If The People At The Job Interview Notice It And Look Concerned, Laugh A Little And Explain “It’s Just Temporary.”  Months Later If Your Boss Asks Why You Lied And Said It Was A Temporary Tattoo,

Flannelbuttphenomenon:  Life Hack: Get A Tattoo. If The People At The Job Interview

Kansama: Weavemunchers: I Wonder If China Has Fancy Plates Called America

Kansama:  Weavemunchers:  I Wonder If China Has Fancy Plates Called America

Iguanamouth: She Just Stood There Doing This Little Dance Until We Got Up

Iguanamouth:  She Just Stood There Doing This Little Dance Until We Got Up

Bananapolisher: Dave

Bananapolisher:  Dave

Mcr-Hidden-Track: Foshoitsnikki: He Literally Lives His Life As If Drake And Josh Never Ended. What Do You Mean Drake And Josh Ended

Mcr-Hidden-Track:  Foshoitsnikki:  He Literally Lives His Life As If Drake And Josh

Putyourdreamstobed: Onlylolgifs: Video Can We Just Talk About How Useful This Is But Also How Happy That Dog Is To Be Teaching Us Something. Look At That Tail Wag. Thank You Puppy. 

Putyourdreamstobed:  Onlylolgifs:  Video  Can We Just Talk About How Useful This

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