i-ran-over-oprah: [white guy voice] protein

i-ran-over-oprah: [white guy voice] protein

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Cactiofficial: Things I’m Bad At: Eye Contact Expressing Feelings Making Decisions Telling Someone What I Want Explaining Why I Act A Certain Way Getting Motivated To Do Stuff Knowing What I Want Paying Attention To People

Jonathan: Am I The Only Person Who Feels Like Christmas Didn’t Happen

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Kkaleds: You Can Take The Most Respectful, Sensitive People, Give Them Cards Against Humanity, And In A Few Minutes They’ll Be Laughing About Genocide.

Notjackwhite: Can I Skip To The Part Of My Life Where I’m Financially Stable And Have Someone To Sleep Next To Every Night

Hyperactivetardis: Kia-Kaha-Winchesters: Cheefkief: Sicut-Es-Unda: Grass Cells Under A Microscope. They Look So Happy &Amp;Ldquo;The Sun Is Our Mommy And She Is Big And Very Beautiful!&Amp;Rdquo; That Was The Cutest Thing I Have Ever Read

Fuckyeah1990S: Merry Christmas From The 90S

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Smoochdude: U Know When U See Someone And You’re Like “Oh No They’re Hot” And Then You See Them In Plaid And You’re Like “Oh Christ They’re Really Hot”

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Ollivander: Sketchlynx: What If Instead Of Flakes, Snow Fell All At Once? Like 6 Inches Of Snow Just Plummeted To The Earth In One Thick Blanket Setting Off Car Alarms And Knocking People Over, But That Was It. That Was The Snowstorm. “Incoming!”

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