triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

triceracroptops: actual thing that happened: starbucks dude: can I have your name? me: claire. starbucks dude: that’s a pretty name. do you have a number to go with it? me, as I visibly text: no, I don’t own a phone.

Sukoshibot:after Spending All Day Considering Getting Mariokart 8, I Went To Burger King For Dinner And To My Surprise Found This Onion Ring. Not Only Is It Shaped Like An 8, But It Was The Only Onion Ring In My Bag Since I Ordered Fries. Now I’m Not

Vrixie:irisannwest: Do You Ever Do You Ever Just Have That One Class That One Freaking Class That Just Depresses You When You Think About It Because Oh God You Hate It So Much The Bourgeoisie

Stay Positive Bro.

Selfmadefreak2:Mick Jagger Nyc 1972 Keith Richards Nyc 1981

Jonasbrothers:when Friend’s Parents Pay For Your Food And You Have To Pretend You Don’t Want Them To

Did-You-Kno:not Cousins.source

End-Of-Theroad: “Eddie Vedder”

Calimarikid: Pearl Jamadvert

Superunknovvn:give Him All The Oscars

Castielcampbell:fragile-Fallen-Angel:ya-Boi-Strider:somebody Needs To Give That Guy An Awardhe Just Made That Cop’s Shitty Day 10X Better. He Has To Deal With Grumpy, Hateful Protesters And Then Jesus Fucking Shows Up.jesus Took The Wheel And Hauled

Paramass: [X]

Cerulean-Tmp:disneyprincessglinda:inspired By This Post. Ignore The Graphics, That Is Not The Point.thank You For Adding Ariel And Making It A Point That Girls Can Be The Ones To Harass Boys

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