foxnewsofficial:give him a medal

foxnewsofficial:give him a medal

Sixpathsofbased:thxrsdxy:niggafuckurblog:oh Fucktold Ya That It Was A Bad Idealmaoooooo He Really Tried It

Vulvapeople:whiskey-And-Ink:i Think Men Overall Just Don’t Understand That We Cannot Stop The Blood. If There’s Nothing To Collect It, It’s Going Everywhere. Everyone Can Hold A Shit, Can Hold A Piss, And Can Hold Back Sex, Until It’s Convenient.

Have You Ever Danced With The Devil

Prettifier: Remember To Treat People The Way You’d Want To Be Treated Because When Puberty Strikes, They May Turn Out To Be Very Hot.

Have You Ever Danced With The Devil

Ughgoawaymom: Lightspeedsound: The Only Reason This Did Not End In A Horrifying Accident Is Because It Is Jimmy Fallon And Emma Watson. Ok But How Adorable Is This

Outofthewhore-Dinary:inn0Vation: I Think One Of The Saddest Things Is When Two People Really Get To Know Each Other: Their Secrets, Their Fears, Their Favourite Things, What They Love, What They Hate, Literally Everything, And Then They Go Back To Being

Seriousjones: This Is A Matter Of Opinion

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) No Homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Emmysaurus: My Hand Fits Perfectly In My Other Hand… I Think I Was Made For Myself

Twochinkz: Kittenmesis: Golarryorgohome: You-Cant-Stop-The-Moriparty: Cassjaytuck: Fancy-Fangirl: Thatamericanhoney: Melodyofamadman: This Is So Genius I Just Started Crying That. Is. Amazing. Ohmygosh. Brilliant I Don’t Get It.. :(

Ghost-Anus: Ghost-Anus: Accidentally Offending A Good Friend Purposefully Offending A Bad Friend

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