sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated toneapparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water in

sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated toneapparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water in

Nwrefned: Today At Work This Mom And Her (Like 6-7 Year Old) Daughter Came In And The Little Girl Was Throwing A Huge Fit The Whole Time Because She Didn’t Want Subway. And Finally She Stomps Her Foot And Says ‘If You Don’t Take Me To Get Waffles

Perfuckedtion:today I’m Wearing A Lovely Shade Of I Slept Like Shit So Don’t Piss Me Off

Wunderlast:stop The Melting Ducks Help Them Someone Pls

Howdy:Walking Through Airport Security Act Natural, You’re Not A Criminal

Have You Ever Danced With The Devil

Have You Ever Danced With The Devil

Victoriousvocabulary:viduage [Noun] The State Of Widows Or Of Widowhood; Also,Widows, Collectively. Etymology: From Latin Vidua, “A Widow”.[Leslie Ann O’dell - Widow]

Coldmackerel: &Amp;Ldquo;So What Are Your Plans For After You Graduate?&Amp;Rdquo;

Here’s Some Truths

Krustycrabs:fuckboi

What-Fire-Feels-Like:oh God It Hurts.

Got-No-Meaning-Just-A-Rhyme

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