disasterhoft:“Pat’s body was snatched by an alien who hasn’t learned English yet”I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

disasterhoft:“Pat’s body was snatched by an alien who hasn’t learned English yet”I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

Imyourqueero:cornwave:katara:no Offense But Where Even Is Minnesotaomfg. Its Above Iowa U Heathenswhere’s Iowa

Wear-A-Mask-And-People-Will-Care:interviewer: You Don’t Take Drugs Do You?Manson: Uh No, I’d Never.. Starts Laughing

Lifewasted: Carokunz: Hi Dave Caught In The Act Of Air Drumming

Spongebob Squarepants

Gunsism:baby Slash With His Parents

Honk If You My Is Think Truck

Vinegod:feel Good Inc. By Gorillaz By Trench

Pinnedagainstapotplant: Do You Have Any Strange Tattoos? There’s A Tiny “X” On My Elbow. My Old Best Friend Larry Hinkle And I Decided We Would Be “Brothers” And Both Put These “X” On Our Elbows When We Were About 12 Years Old. But I Completely

Nomohomo: Opens Blank Tab Yes Mom Im Doing My Homework Leave Me Alone Dont You Trust Me At All

Today Is Not My Birthday

Go Blue!

Ship-Hard:dorasfedora: I Hate When You’re At Someone’s House And They’re Like ‘Mum, She’s Hungry’ And You’re Like No Dont Say That I Sound So Needy Why Couldn’t You Just Say We!?!? Glad To Know Its An International Thing

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